Fun, Unusual & Mischievous Gifts by Peach Tree Design Shop

I Don't Hit Curbs They Hit Me Funny Motel Keychain

I Don't Hit Curbs They Hit Me Funny Motel Keychain - Main image
$4.02 $6 In stock

Category: keychain

Who put that curb there?! This cute motel keychain is the perfect accessory for any driver that needs it. You know who you, and who they are!

Get it as a gift or treat yourself with a little humorous keychain because it's not about being a bad driver, it's bad road design! Perfect for a new driver, your favorite passenger princess... anyone who constantly hits a curb!

Custom design by Peach Tree Design Shop

- Vintage Motel Keychain Shape
- Lightweight and Durable
- One side design
- Metal, Double Jump Ring
- Design is made with UV DTF

NOTE:
Color of text will change depending on the color of the keychain.
Dark color keychains may have a white font, so they show.
Light color keychains will have a black font

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Thomas ★★★★★

That little motel sign dangles with a satisfying weight, and the funny text has already gotten a laugh from my passengers. It’s a solid little keychain that adds some personality to my car keys and actually feels durable enough to last.

Lily I. ★★★★★

The little chrome motel sign on this keychain is so cute and actually has a nice weight to it. My keys don't get lost at the bottom of my bag anymore, and the joke always gets a laugh from friends.

Penelope L. ★★★★★

This motel keychain is a solid little chunk of metal, not some flimsy plastic thing. The funny saying catches exactly the right tone for anyone who’s ever misjudged a parking spot, and it’s already made me laugh a few times.