Make Today Your Bitch Keychain

$3.78 $6 In stock

Ugh people, they're the worst! If you hate them but love rainbows, bats and a pastel goth vibe this keychain is for you!

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- Vintage Motel Keychain Shape
- Lightweight and Durable
- Metal, Double Jump Ring
- Design is made with UV DTF

Design by Rebel Society

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Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Elizabeth Z. ★★★★★ Oct 22, 2026

I’ve been carrying this keychain for a week and the vintage motel shape is so unique, plus it’s lightweight enough that I don’t notice it on my bag. The pastel goth vibe with the bats and rainbow really makes me smile every time I grab my keys.

George B. ★★★★★ Oct 20, 2026

The vintage motel shape is lighter than I expected, so it doesn’t weigh down my bag. The pastel goth colors are perfect for my daily carry, and that little motivational bite makes me smile every time I grab my keys.

Matthew I. ★★★★★ Oct 19, 2026

The rainbow and bat combo is exactly the pastel goth energy I wanted, and the vintage motel shape gives it a nice retro feel. It’s lightweight enough that I don’t notice it on my keys, but the message still makes me laugh every time I see it.