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Not in The Mood Sassy Retro Motel Keychain

Not in The Mood Sassy Retro Motel Keychain - Main image
$3.66 $6 In stock

Category: keychain

Hold on, let me process this! Whether you’re stuck in a loop of decision fatigue or over-analyzing 1000s of ways to say "not today," you’ve officially entered the caution zone. 

The perfect keychain for anyone who's not in the mood to deal with your BS!

Whether you're obsessing over your to-do list or just protecting your peace, add this to your accessories, car keys, purse, or backpack.

- Vintage Motel Keychain Shape
- Lightweight and Durable
- One side design
- Metal, Double Jump Ring
- Design is made with UV DTF, by The Rebel Society

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Steven ★★★★★

The sassy font on it makes me smile every time I grab my keys, and the metal has a nice weight that doesn't feel cheap. It’s become my little daily reminder to take a beat before saying yes to things I don’t want to do.

Elizabeth M. ★★★★★

The little metal plate has a nice weight to it, and the retro font is so clear it makes me smile every time I grab my keys. It’s been a great conversation starter when I’m feeling snarky but don’t want to say anything.

Sophia ★★★★★

I love that this keychain is a subtle but clear sign to everyone that I'm not up for small talk. The retro motel shape is even cooler in person, and it's great quality for tossing in my bag.